Define Torres Meaning

(n.)to miss an open net in football

Describing how bad something is

a true love, somebody you can lean on, who always be there for you. The only person, who can ever really love you, because they care about you on more than a physical level.

The most outstanding, beautiful, sweet, sexy, freak in the bed, girl of ANYBODIES dreams.

(Verb). To have a night out on the town, have a lot of very expensive drinks and finish the night without scoring.

To be invited to an event, and commit to go but at the last second decide to not go out of pure laziness. Similar to flaking, but worse.

Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A.

Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment.

a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting

A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.

A creepy person who wears a head gear and an eye patch. A sad person who tends to make fun of herself. She feeds of caffeine.

To fall from grace spectacularly and become absolutely terrible at everything you do as soon as you cut your hair!

When a person gets food poisoning and is on their hands and knees vomiting in the toilet when suddenly they lose all control of their bowels and shit their pants at the same time.