Define Alain Meaning

Alain
1)a total fuckhead
2)an act that involves the tying up of one's best friend, to make them watch you have sex with their girlfriend

1)Wow, look at that ginormous alain!
2)Dude, i totally got alained last night
By Dorine
Alaine
Alaine is the best person you could ever meet. Alaine is one of kind... in a good way! She's always there to hear you out. She knows how to put someone in their place so be aware but will befriend anyone. She's a social butterfly: she very involved and talks to absolutely everyone. She's not shy and just a great person to be around any day.

people walking on campus

random 1: Hey Alaine!
random 2: How's it going Alaine?!
random 3: Are you going to the meeting tonight Alaine?!
random 4: Alaine!!
By Gabbey
Alain
1. The ultimate definition of male beauty.

2. A very sexy, yet slightly geeky guy.

3. A cutie-bum/baby-bum/sexy-bum.

4. A british male with a large bottom.

Daaamn, you as hot as an Alain!

That Alain just swept me off my feet!

I wish I could have an Alain like yours!
By Gabrila
Alaine
Alaine is a very crazy person. She knows all about the tea and is always high. She is very awkward with new people but once you get to know her, you'll wish you hadn't (because she is so crazy and high all the time.

Person: You're high
Alaine: Yes, thank you for giving me my daily compliment
By Wynnie
Alain

Omg!!! That guy has to be a Alain
By Magdalena
Alain
A very sexy, yet slightly geeky guy with a cute bum. Can make boring stuff funny such as computer programs. Has a weird sense of humour that suprises many who think him quiet.

Alain, You sexy geek
By Deloris
Alain
Someone who rides motorcycles, is a dad to Bosco, has a lifted truck, and says "Mustard." Likely to throw some authentic pick up lines your way and occasionally will lick your face. Sexy as fuck.

I saw an Alain today, my life is complete.
By Lonna
Alain
A very skinny guy, with a great personality and surprising strength. He has just the right amount of trauma to make him funny, although some Alains have way too much. Has the most majestic hair you will ever see. The one drawback to an Alain is his looks.

Omg, did you see that guy's hair, he must be an Alain!
By Brandise
Alaining
To

...and i quote: " Chomp another's dick off . "

Usually cases all have one alarming similarity and its that in the middle of the bite it usually goes further in than the sides.

BRO. SHE. WAS. LITERALLY. PERFECT!!!!

...until she like... totally Alained my cock off.

Seriously man. You gotta be careful around that Stacy chick.

I heard she goes out late at night Alaining people for fun.

Seriously... Not cool bro.
By Nataline
Alain
1. Doesn’t have the ability to stop things from coming out of his nose

2. Very cute, but coughs a lot😷
3. Has an odd obsession with burritos

4. Weird philosopher and smart (has a answer for every question)

Nobody:
Alain: *cough* *cough* *cough*
By Lavena