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Trader Joe
the act of one farting directly into anothers mouth, then making out with one another.

so im giving my boyfriend a rimjob, right? a little rusty trombone n' shit, then he pitches a fluff right in my god damned mouth. overcome with the disgust and pure dirtiness of the situation, i immediately acheived an erection and began to make out with him, sharing his abandoned ass air. i then completed the act of.. the trader joe.
By Josi
Trader Joes
The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes

Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun

Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
By Mirella
Trader Joe's
A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.

I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.
By Mallissa
Trader Joe's
A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.

By Caty
Trader Joe's
One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

By Thomasine
Trader Joes
a food store that offers a fine variety of foods to many people. the staff are generally funny people. every product they offer has been tested for quality, and they make sure that their products are good in every way. they also do not sell "third party" foods, every thing is grown/harvested/made by them.

Trader Joes pomegranate juice is the shit
By Noelani
Trader Joe's
a store that has mostly white people

i went to Trader Joe's and i saw lots of white people!
By Letty
Trader Joes
When two gay guys fart in each others mouths and then make out.

Look at those dudes, they just did the trader joes.
By Stefanie
Trader Joe's Experience
When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"

Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
By Emmi
The Trader Joe's Trap
A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"
By Kiersten