1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.
2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your
pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.
3.Your
leather donut, tradesmens entrance,
ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..
4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.
Colin
blew out his
O-ring at a young age, severely
damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.
