Define Turnips Meaning

alcohol.
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.

when someone has very big nipples that are like mountains on the chest

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.

A satirical news paper written and produced at and about Ball State University.

Turniping is when you are really cute and adorable (and sometimes clumsy), and everyone loves you.

A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

or

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"

When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...

a person in a permanent or persistent vegetative state or coma

A person being extremely random.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.

(verb)
To get drunk (as in turn up) but not rage. To turn up in solitude, generally lamely.