Redneck
Craphole USA. Probably the most backward town on earth and home to the world's largest high school. Students love to holler, "rrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwww tah. ROW!"
The locals do a lot of drinking and worship an old cornball drunk from
Moro(n) Bottom, Arkansas who flunked out of Podunk High School but was still admitted to
Bammer.
We might be dumbern
possum shit out here in Tuscaloosa, but we got tway-uv,
kant um tway-uv true to life national champion chips!