"I'll see you in twenty minutes" -> "See ya in a twomp, biznatch."
"The kick returner has signaled for a
fair catch, so we're going to start from the twenty yard line." -> "He was too
scurred to run, so we goin' to the twomp line,
biznatches."
"May I please buy a half-eighth?" -> "Gimme a twomp sack, biznatch."