Define Tyrannosaurus Meaning

"Tyrant lizard king", the second most badass dinosaur out there, only following the velociraptor. Sure you can make fun of it's little arms but be prepared to get fucked up because this big ass mother fucker doesn't play around. If you see one of these don't even bother running because you don't stand a chance.

When you take your girlfriend out for a romantic date at the local natural history museum, before luring her to you house and proceeding to forcefully and passionately sodomize her with the weight of a full grown hippopotamus.

When your having sex with a girl and you tell her to trust you, so you put a blindfold on her and she’ll open her mouth and you shit in her mouth. She’ll ask why is it spiny? Then you tell her to take off the blindfold. She will be disgusted and won’t want to touch it while she screams and spits it out with her arms bent therefore looking like a T-Rex

The bigger, the smarter.
Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.

The humblest of all God's creatures. Capable of single handedly stopping alien invasions...

This is used when simply saying "rekt" (shortened from of "wrecked") will not do. If you think someone has just delivered the world's sickest burn, this is the word to use. If you are an annoying twelve-year-old who has just gotten an extremely lucky kill in Call of Duty, this is what you say (see below).

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

A mouth that emits the stench of rotting flesh usually caused by the consumption of too much meat without flossing afterward. The effect is especially pronounced the morning after the meat consumption.

King of the Dinosaurs.

A man with a voracious sexual appetite which knows no bounds. Often a Sexual Tyrannosaurus uses forceful and overt tactics to attract/trap a mate including but not limited to: chest thumping, bellowing, hip thrusting, and laser sex eyes.