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Define Tysoned Meaning

Tysoned
1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him

Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC
By Tonia
Tyson
Tyson chicken nuggets

"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"
By Emmeline
Tyson
A guy who can't figure out how to flirt with a girl. He sometimes gets to nervous to admit his true feelings to you. If he ever pauses, it is because he is thinking what he should say because he doesn't want it to come out the wrong way. he cares about your feelings alot and wants one girl to be his. If your that lucky girl, never lose him because he is worth a lot more than any guy out there.

Wow look at Tyson and Michele dancing out there.
He hasn't even talked to any other girls yet.
Yeah because he is loyal to her.
By Tanhya
Tyson
The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.

A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.

A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.

Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"

Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
By Marcela
Tyson
a HOT guy that has a great personality

he is always true to his girlfriend and loves her to death
Any girl would be lucky to have him

hes always there when you need him and makes you happy just by seeing him smile

Tyson is one of the "best friend" types but makes a amazing boyfriend
he had alot of friends and is popular around school

"OMG ! did you see tyson !"
By Arlee
A Tyson
When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.

Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
By Portia
Tyson
Sexyest and Nicest Manwhore you will ever meet.

#1:omg im having a bad day
#2:need a hug?
#1:thanks
#2:how about a kiss?
#1:dont be such a tyson
By Verna
Tyson
He's. . . . . the Dude, Dude. I mean come on man, he's perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants but chooses to stay with one girl. And Loves to kick it with his buddies just chill and DERB it up. haha

Male: Hell ya I wanna kick it with Tyson who doesn't.

Female: Fuck ya I would do anything with Tyson.
By Jaclyn
Tysoned
When your so coked out your tongue irregularly droops from your mouth.

I was way too tysoned to buy your beer from the store.
By Ilyssa
Tyson
Ten times more attractive than me

Wow look at Tyson damnnn
By Ralina