The University of Western Ontario (UWO) is largely made up of intelligent and attractive academics, and as such, is the target of jealous ranting from those who are not so
well endowed. These spastic complainers often attend other schools in Ontario and were either not accepted to UWO, or chose not to apply as they would stand out as
slavering ghouls on the UWO campus.
UWO applicant: Have you
submitted your application to UWO yet?
Other
Ontario University applicant: insert
spazzy whining here