Define Valentines Meaning

the day of fornication and depression

The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.

Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.

What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.

The feeling on Valentine's Day when you do not have a Valentine, but your friends do.

Usually, the person is overcome by jealousy and depression.

A person you'll give a gift too on valentines day. A friend, sometimes more than a friend. Someone you like or love or care about.

An amazing brown hair, hazel eyed young man. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.

A very common name in France. Many English speakers have a fear of mispronouncing the name, because if said wrong you might be calling a (him) a (girl).

And the person with that specific name has a very amazing personality, has majestic hair, beautiful brown eyes, and a big baguette

Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website and a classic wordsmith game to give your heart away. *see example*

a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.

A male who is usually from/of Russian background, cocky, can get extremely egotistical, is found to be most likely born as a Leo. With honor and humble pride, he strictly believes in what he knows is right and doesn't permit anyone or anything to falter his thoughts.

Symbol is of a lion because of how demanding, closed off, powerful way he can react. Is known to be a really deep person who could pass as a motivational speaker or someone who sees the positivity and consequences for himself and make his mind on what he knows fits for him.

Valentins keep secrets. They have difficulty trusting just anyone and it is really difficult to earn their trust. One who disproves themselves to them, they close their heart off to them for awhile.

Valentins get hurt easily. Inside is a bottle filled to the top with painful emotions and it would take years to empty/release it all. They have been hurt in the past and have trust and honesty issues with people they meet.

Deep rich brown eyes, brown hair, their usual tall height and addicting laugh makes them a hit with people around them. They carry a charisma that makes others want to be close to them, but they themselves don't always realize it.

Although they are known for being such douches at times, they aren't capable of being hated. They are loveable, caring, understanding, amazing people.

People underestimate them until they get to know them... Not close with them? You're missing out from living on high.
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