Define Van Halen Meaning

Van Halen
Listen To Eruption, and youll know why they got number 2 in 100 best solos

Eruption was just PRACTICE for eddie van halen, it wasnt even suppose to be in the album!
By Xylina
Van Halen
One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.
By Ashien
Van Halen
A really good classic rock band but unfortunately most pussies only know about one or two of their albums.

EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!

EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.

Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.
By Nevsa
Van Halen
They were a great band untill faggot Sammy Hagar came along. Not only does his voie suck and a bad frontman, but they started playin pop music.
When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.

Eruption, contrary to what most non-guitarists believe, is not as amazing as some of his other stuff, anmely the opening riff on Hot For Teacher
By Rania
Van Halen
A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.

Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!
By Letty
Van Halen
Van halen is so bad..for all you out there pink floyd is much better! van halen is overrated and maxes out on laaaaaamenesss!!

Fuck! that dog just took a "van halen" on my yard! haha
By Fawnia
Van Halen
the worst fuck'in band to set foot on earth i'd say that damn near anybody could run cicels around eddie playing guitar that includes my 8 year old cousin o yeah one more thing Jimmy Page is god of all

Van Halen sucks more nuts that a a mouse
By Casi
Van Halen
One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!

Person 1: Hey dude whats that awsome fuckin music??
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!
By Marissa
Van Halen
The Best Most Kick Ass Rock band ther ever is was and will ever be. Van Halen led by guitarist eddie van halen who cannot be stopped or topped.

Van Halen is the best period.
By Fredericka
Van Halen
Van Halen is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. The main line-up consisted of Eddie and Alex Van Halen on guitar and drums and Michael Anthony on bass. They started out with David Lee Roth as singer then Sammy Hagar, then Gary Cherone, Hagar again and now back to Roth. Anthony left and Eddie's son Wolfgang Van Halen is the bassist. They have had a lot of great songs like Jump, Hot for Teacher, When It's Love, Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, Right Now, Dance the Night Away, and of course the greatest solo of alltime, ERUPTION! There are many people who think that when Hagar replaced Roth that they became terrible and that "Van Hagar" was never as good as the Roth years. I say suck it. Both singers were really good. They brought the band to places they wouldn't be before. Hagar gave them four #1 albums. Don't say he's not good. I personally like Roth better but they were both great. Besides, would you rather have had the 10 years with Hagar or 10 years with Gary Cherone? Didn't think so.

VH fan 1: Hey what's your favorites song by Van Halen?
VH fan 2: Mine favorites are When It's Love and Dreams.
VH fan 1: That's cool. I'm more of a Roth guy, so mine are Panama and Mean Street.
VH fan 2: They're good songs.
Chip, the retarded Vh fan: Hey guys.
VH fan 2: Hey Chip
Chip: My favorite song is Fire in the Hole with Gary Cherone.
VH fan 1: Shut up Chip.
By Alexandrina