A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as
lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their
shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard
and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?
A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often
because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them
having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my
vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".