Define Vesuvius Meaning

Vesuvius
A shit, having the consistency of toothpaste, that contains enough mass so as it stacks upon itself it will create a pile of shit in the toilet bowl that breaches the water level in the bowl. The pile of crap in the toilet will resemble a volcano. (Vesuvius is a famous volcano in Italy.)

I don't know what I ate for lunch, but by two o'clock I had dropped a vesuvius in stall # 2
By Ashil
Vesuvius
Large zit looks like it could erupt or explode any second. The near thought of being around one of these are scary.

Holy shit dude you got a Vesuvius on your face its gonna blow stay away!
By Missy
Vesuvius
a great eruption, typically fronm the penis, causing a flow of lava (cum)

im gonna explode like vesuvius baby
By Nolana
Vesuvius
When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
By Lori
Vesuvius
A sex move where one takes an enema, does a handstand, and squirts diarrhea all over the other person/room/goat/etc. (For those that dont know, Mt. Vesuvius was the volcano that covered Pompeii in ash, desroying the city.)

A-So you have a date with Bianca tonight?
B-Yeah, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her a Mount Veuvius.
By Bunni
Vesuvius
An adjective describing a person or thing that is explosive or has explosive tendencies. Useful in, but not limited to, describing sports stars, their skills, and their tempers.

When Reggie Bush gets the ball in his hands, he becomes absolutely vesuvius!

Oh my God! Marcus Thames hits another vesuvius home run!

John Rocker had one of the most vesuvius tempers in the last 10 years of Major League Baseball.
By Amberly
Vesuvius

Yo go get the vessel so we can erupt vesuvius right now hoe bagga!
By Verena
Vesuvius
When you jack off and your Previn erupts everywhere

I was just stranglebating and I erupted like Vesuvius
By Selene
Mount Vesuvius
The occurrence of explosive diarrhea immediately after anal sex, while the participant is lying on their stomach, and the fecal matter projects upward in a volcano-like fashion.

My 1200 thread count sheets were ruined after that ho Mount Vesuvius'd all over the bed.
By Koralle
Mouth Vesuvius
When you throw scalding coffee on someone's bare ass and immediately try to lick it off

John: Did you hear what Gregg did to Mandy after work last night?

Cheri: What pray tell?

John: The ol' Mouth Vesuvius. But he buried his face so fast and deep that he had to go to the E.R. 3rd degree burns - may be permanently scarred!

Cheri: How dreadful. Say no more.
By Hanna