The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poofrom the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
By Reeba
Waffle Iron
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the WaffleIron I gave him!
By Roobbie
Waffle Iron
The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.
A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.
Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!
