Define Wal*mart Meaning

A vile cesspit of disease and contagion, where you can find single mums yelling at their kids, people coughing in your face, and fatass lardbuckets that drive around on little scooters because if they take three steps, they collapse over to their side, begging for food(prefably MIckey D's).

1. the only place you go on black friday, where you can get dvd players for 30 bucks, you can see 45 year old soccer moms in their pajamas, and you can see droopy eyed caucasions slaping each other over elmo dolls.

A store that seems to dominant the area in which i live, and seems to hold all of my family in it. I try to avoid this store like the plague.

In other words, a place for either red-necks, poor people, or people who are to lazy to go to other places gather around.

The store where you go to buy products cheap and easy

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.

the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt

1. A place where any customer having a bad day feels it is ok to treat walmart employees like 2nd class citizens. You walk around putting items randomly on shelves, next guy comes along picks up a $50.00 phone off of the candle isle in a spot marked $1.00 and wants it for that price but i'm the "stupid bitch" because he can't read.

2. A place that is packed at 2 AM because prices are low and everyone loves to shop there but these same people love to complain how they are driving small business out. Prices may be low but no one is holding a gun to your head. support your local businesses...shop there, not walmart and shut the fuck up!

PLEASE PEOPLE BE KIND TO YOU WALMART EMPLOYEES...WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.JUST WITH 10% OFF AND STOCK OPTIONS.

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.