Define Wambulence Meaning

Wambulence
An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.

Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!
By Astra
Wambulance
The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."
By Desdemona
Wambulance
A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.

" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"
By Lelah
Wambulance
A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.

Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.
By Lynnea
Wambulance
Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.

Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!
By Fawnia
Wambulance
When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.

Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"
By Renata
Wambulance
An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.

Stop cryin' already! Don't make me call the wambulance!
By Jonis
Wambulance
A fictional vehicle, often used to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they are whining too much.

Person 1: My dad just found out he had cancer, and my cat just got hit by a car.

Person 2: Awwwwww. Someone call nine waaa waaa, and get a wambulance over here.
By Devora
Wambulance
The word given in a situation when a person has a cry or simply complains.

Jess stop changing clothes if you don't like yourself maybe you should call the Wambulance.
By Issie
Wambulance
n. what you call for when you've got a whiner on your hands.

"Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
"Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"
By Arda