Define Wats Meaning

Wat
The only proper response to something that makes absolutely no sense.

1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day.
2: wat

1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's.
2: wat

1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle
2: You accidentially what?
1: A whole coke bottle
2: wat
By Carlye
Wat The
Mr. Quisno's catchphrase, if you hear it you're soon to witness a throat punch. He has an extravagant variety of throat punches ranging from Nigeria to Pakistan.

Wat the, what is this.
By Delly
Wat.
"wat." is a full sentence, used as a reply to something that makes no sense at all, to indicate confusion. "wat." is never typed/written with a capital letter, nor with a question mark. Sometimes though, the period is left out.

1: My cock looks yellow, with little blue dots on it. What can I do?
2: wat.
By Bee
Wat
Another way of saying what on message boards.

Similar to wut

nuh girls can 2
but its not like our cum its like water but clear
rly?
i've never done it
ok
well how do u no when to stop
i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop...
im afraid of my parents walking in
y how do u do it
liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on
at night i get on my bed and put my covers over me
n wat
pull ur nikers down
then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers
ok y vaseline
it makes it easier
then i stick my fingers in there...
nice nice
and start moving it around.
u got msn
no sorry
fuk yer
how many fingers have u had in ur pussy before
and eventually i get 2 fingers in there
then i put some vaseline on my other hand
and start rubbing my penis.
wat
By Malissia
Wat
Slang. Indicates confusion or a need for clarification. Statement/question.

1: "lolz Yea sex is great and everything but its way too overrated. Its like o yea i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it over and over. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year."
2: "wat"
By Tammara
Watted
Adjective

Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.

Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.

I can’t come to the kitchen right now because I’m being watted.
By Allyn
Wat It Is
basically another slang term to say whats up or whats going on

By Sephira
Wat
Wat is the internet troll equivalent to what and is generally used in instances in which what simply does NOT seem to adequately portray the desired level of confusion and general whatthefuckness of the situation.

Guy 1: Hey, Jimmy. Can I ask you a question?

Guy 2 (presumably Jimmy): Yeah?

Guy 1: Has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Guy 2: wat?
By Kari
Wat
A word, that when perfectly placed, is a powerful ally. It's like saying "What the fuck?" when you are completely and utterly dumbfounded by a concept, idea, or situation.

Reno: this chick looks kinda like brittany
Reno: except brittany is way way waaaaaaay hotter than her
Nev: that chick
Nev: no offense
Nev: but she's fuckin hideous
Reno: dude i know lmao
Nev: jesus
Nev: her face
Reno: brittany is like the hot version of that look
Nev: good god
Nev: dude
Reno: that chicks fugly
Nev: i dont see a hot version of that at all
Reno: lmao
Nev: thats like posting a picture of carrot top and saying someone is the "hot version". there is no possible way to concieve of it.
Nev: it's ...INCONCIEVABLE!
Reno: i knew a girl who thought carrot top was hott
Nev: wat
By Katalin
Wat
A spontaneous reaction to something that's in any way "fucked up" to the point where you "can't even"

Dude 1: Dude, I so got laid yesterday!
Dude 2: Might I ask by whom?
Dude 1: My mom. You won't believe it, but she's a beast in bed!!!
Dude 2: Wat
By Vin