Among other definitions, getting
Waylaid describes the last minute sexual event that causes you to be late.
On your WAY out the door, your partner approaches you sexually and you get LAID.
BOSS: "Steve why are you 3 minutes late? what's your excuse this time?"
STEVE: "Sorry Boss, my girlfriend
waylaid me this morning. Can't turn that down!"
BOSS: "Quickie sex with your super hot girlfriend should not be as high a priority in your life as running my shit
errands and kissing my ass.
You're Fired"
