Define Wet Paper Meaning

Wet Paper
If some stupid ass ho makes an excuse that be making no sence, she be giving you some wet paper.

My boo not paying for child care cuz he is too busy with his online job, that some wet paper
By Abagail
Wet Paper Bag
Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."

John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.
By Ophelie
Wet Paper Bag
Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB

Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
By Suellen
Wet Paper Towel
When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel
By Fernanda
Wet Paper Towel

By Collette
The Wet Paper Bag
The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.
By Alma
Wet Crayon Paper
It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.

Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
By Sayre
Wet Paper Bag
Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag
By Edee