Define Paper Towel Meaning

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Noun
A normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. The Paper Towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large masses of fluids. It typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. It is commonly associated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. It is typical to go through several Paper Towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity

A Whore ass bitch who is only good in bed once and then you toss her away

When someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, "are you callin me a paper towel?"

What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic

A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)