1. Allison, there's $20 here for you if you give her a wetwipe.
2. You've just been wetwiped.
3. As soon as they pass out, there's gonna be a wetwiping contest.
By Kaye
Wetwipe
In the UK calling someone a wetwipe means they're soft and scrawny but think of themselves as hard
Year nine boys who chat shit about gals but are too pussy to say it to their faces, bit of an L. Sit on WarZone chatting about girls calling them clapped because they 'don't like them', when they are fans enough to talk about them. Usually think they are pulling girls by violating them when the girls slag them off to the gc. They also have roadman names and make their voices extra deep but they haven't gone through puberty and their balls are even higher than they voices.
When you are too lazy to go get a new roll of toilet paper after a #2. So instead you flush the toilet and after dipping your hand in the now clean water wipe your ass barehanded.