A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as
pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to
erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking
skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that
middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?
Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.
Middle age guy: I could take her to the
Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.