Define White Monkey Meaning

White Monkey
cocaine. el mono blanco in Spanish

Jim Jensen: "I finally got the white monkey off my back"
Interviewer: "Cocaine, Jim?"
Jim Jensen: "Who's talking about cocaine, I'm taking about Michelle Marsh, what a horse!"
By Melicent
White Monkey
A person who works in Asia (normally China) and who's qualification for the job is nothing more than being a Westerner and (normally ) caucasian. Not normally applied to black people.

That "white monkey" get paid more than we Chinese do.
By Shaylynn
White Monkey
When someone takes a shit, jizzes on it... and then throws it at someone.

Armando found Martha cheating on him after a long day at work; He decided to get revenge by giving them both a White Monkey.
By Flss
White Monkey
1. A white person who gains easy social/economic status based on the color of their skin, while living in Asia.

2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.

3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.

Person 1: Bro, concentration camps are totally an American propaganda tactic.

Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?

Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.

Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.
By Joelly
White Monkey Job
A white person who is tricked with or without knowing that he or she doing the job as a face value of that company. These jobs are usually available in a country where there aren't a lot of "white" foreigners. Examples: a white person is asked work at a restaurant. The owner/manager would use that "white" foreigner as a face to their restaurant. This is where the restaurant might get more attention or people coming in to their restaurant. So, it is basically an advertisement.

Owner: Hey you want to work for our company?
White person: sure.
-behind- the - scenes
Shady business.
----
Owner: we got a white person in our company. He/she will make us a lot of money. "Muhaha"*
By Opalina
Angry White Monkey
When you take a shit, jizz on it then throw it at someone while smacking them in the face.

She pissed me off so I gave her an angry white monkey.
By Pierette