Define With My Cousin Meaning

With My Cousin
The excuse someone makes when someone does not want to do something with other people but does not want to admit it.

Sorry guys I can't play today I'm with my cousin.
By Lianne
My Cousin Throckmorton

Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn
By Lesya
"and Then My Cousin Got Murdered..."
The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
By Kay
I Fucked My Cousin
So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.

I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.
By Karen
Then My Cousin Got Murdered
"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."

Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!
By Jacky
My Cousin Got It For Me
phrase typically used by black people to cover up for stealing something

By Max
You Would Fuck The Shit Out Of My Cousin
A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.

By Dyana
Matthew My Cousin
He is stupid and gay

By Alyssa