Define Wotsits Meaning

Name for those who wear foundation so ridiculously orange they look like they just rolled in wotsits, usually also have extensions tht look like skanky string. Most too have spiders legs for eyelashes and white lips from their wotsit foundation.
most also stuff their bras with icelands discount chicken fillets and use streaky fake tan mostly just on their legs for some unknown reason

A name for an vague item, or something whose name you have forgotten. An abbreviation of "what's it called?"

a cheesy puffy crisp it is orange

A person, for reasons unknown to mankind, who has to impress porcs and swine by acting in a provocative and mildly unsexual way. Also coupled with this is a thin sheen of orange gloss which covers every inch of the persons body. The result is in fact an oompa lumpa with an overactive sex drive.

something that someone eats or bathes in to make them ginger

A doofer

A man with ginger hair

Choco wotsits are a Northern (english) delicacy, Founded and Loved in Rochdale and the Manchester area.

even small doses are suggested to increase Labido AND penis size, there is absolutley no evidence to suggest that but it could be scientific FACT.
Choco wotsits consist of a delicate blend of Melted down chocolate and 'wotsits' cheesy corn snacks.
Other flavours/brands of wotsits have been tried to great controversy as the 'choco purists' of the region are known to get violent/sexually agressive at the discovery of such blends.

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has over-done the fake tan, so they look like a walking Wotsit. Guidette's like Snookie from the Jersey Shore do this deliberatly, but more often than not it is accidental.

Someone that has a dick like a wotsit. (crisp)