with more
tatto's than brain cells,
Yok's will normally spend up to 14 days in Magaluf,
Mallorca, over the "f*cking summer".
Not content at knowing they have ruined what used to be a beautiful land by splashing Neon and Chilli Sauce all over its rolling hills, they must also pollute the formally tranquil surroundings with boisterous songs; "YOKKY YOKKY YOKKY - GOY GOY GOY".
Wallowing in swimming pools by day, and foam by night, Yok's are a species that come with a warning - admire from a far, but steer well clear.
Dressed head to toe in England
Tatto's, you will be hard pressed to find a Yok without a
shaved head "ive got a f*cking skin'head aint i" they say proudly. Classic Yok give-a-ways range from
Umbro shorts, all the way to a Sergio Taccini polo top
