The next time that
Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an
Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is
shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended.
The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "
Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better
shut it up now!