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Define Wireless Meaning

Wireless
adj. Without wires.
n. An object not requiring wires

adj. Sex without adequate protection.

Jimmy got it on with Kelsie last night. They were wireless.
By Ilene
Wireless
A blow job, as in hands free. Getting wireless. This has replaced 'brain' as the newest term for blowjob.

That sorority house has great reception. You can get wireless in almost every room.
By Stormi
Wireless
doing it without protection

Frank and Cindy went wireless last night!
By Shaylyn
Wireless
Another name for a radio.

Turn that bloody wireless down. I cant get any sleep.
By Kerri
Wireless
Livin' Life To The Fullest (Usually Associated With College Students)
Gettin Wasted, Life Of The Party, Gettin Hoes, And Gettin Money.

Bro! I Was So Wireless At That Party This Weekend.
Them hoes Is Wireless!!
If You Aint Wireless Then Get Out!!!
All Them hoes Is Down For the Team, They Wireless As Hell!!
By Kylie
Wirelessing
Staying at places that you know have WiFi access at all hours of the day.

I stayed at the university past 1am surfing the internet.
By Caressa
Wireless Willy
When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.
By Ciel
Niggular Wireless
1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.

I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.
By Tomasina
Wireless Crapability
n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
By Wynn
Wireless Transfer
When you blow your load in a womans mouth, Then she holds it there and walks up to a stranger and kisses him.

I was sitting down with my buddies wife. Just before he got home from work, I shot a load in her mouth. When he walked in she kissed him. I was shocked that she gave him a wireless transfer.
By Eudora