Define Zimmer Meaning

to move very very slowly along while desperately clutching onto a supporting object

Having someone complete a job for you, then finding out they didn't do it and blame you for it not getting done.

To be one-uped by someone else.

To take something dull or boring and make it fucking amazing.

A guarantee to your friends, that in a designated period of time, you will hook up with a girl. This is a way to put pressure on yourself to not be a bitch and talk to chicks. Failing to fulfill the Zimmer results in a penalty. Recommended starting penalty of a shot of well vodka. A play off of George Zimmer's famous Men's Warehouse saying, "I guarantee it!"

The description of a positive end result

1. A once funny saying used so many times, that it loses any resemblence to an amusing statement.

2. The actual statement that is increadibly stupid in a vain effort to be funny.

3. A comeback to an insult that reaks of stupidity and is far from getting the job done.

4. Can be loosly defined as anything that is spoken/typed online that is extrodinarily stupid.

1. A once funny saying used so many times, that it loses any resemblence to an amusing statement.

2. The actual statement that is increadibly stupid in a vain effort to be funny.

3. A comeback to an insult that reaks of stupidity AKA a crappy ass comeback.

4. Can be loosly defined as anything that is spoken/typed online that is extrodinarily stupid.

to charge directly, only to be grabbed by the head and thrown aside.

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.