Zlatan - Thick Dictionary | Define Meaning

Zlatan

The nice guy down the street. Acts simple minded, but is actually pretty smart. Party animal at time, and other times quiet and a romantic.

Zach: "Hey Tim, wanna go to a party tonight?"
Tim: "Heck yeah. Party like it's 1969!"
Zach: "Dude, you're such a zlatan"

Lily: "He introduced himself to me, and he was so sweety and nice. He's such a romantic"
Sarah: "He sounds like a real zlatan. You're so lucky"

By Vickie

Zlatan

zlatan is defined in the oxford english dictionary as "arrogance of the highest order" or simply a person with their head so far up their own arse they can sniff what they had for dinner. If used in the wrong way you may be thought of as a right jeb-end.

LLoyd-"hey man im boss at everthing"
Ali(to Tom)"hey isn't lloyd such a zlatan"

Goz(to Ali)-"have you seen lloyd recently?"
Ali(to Goz)-"no but he's being a right zlatan at the moment"
Goz(to Ali)-"what a twat"

By Jennine

Zlataning

Verb that refers to being fucking awesome at everything you do.

Damn, he's scored three goals already? He's on fire! He's zlataning!

By Emmy

Zlatan

To be insanely awesome at everything and for everyone, have a big ego for it, and be physically or verbally slick (basically, to be a boss man)

Origin: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, one of the greatest footballers of all time and this generation and one of the hardest, baddest men you've ever seen since Roy Keane

That guy's a true Zlatan. He's well good

Girl: Wow, look at him. Such a Zlatan. Well fit

You're a Zlatan. You're well hard.

By Libby

Zlataned

z-la-tan-ed:
past participle of zlatan:

adjective
1.

Having been defeated and/or outperformed
"I knew when I was zlataned"
2.
To be overwhelmed, immobilized, or experience an inability to perform.
"He struggled: it was clear that he was zlataned."

synonyms: battered, petrified, traumatized

zlatan
zlataning

They've just been zlataned!

By Dorena

Zlatan

GOD

Person 1: “I pray to god”
God: “I pray to Zlatan”

By Terese

Zlatan

Zlatan is a legend among men. A blessing on the Earth. When in the company of Zlatan, one can feel like they have achieved enlightenment.

Normie: "I pray to god"
God: "I pray to Zlatan"

By Brigit

Zlatan

To deceive one in a cunny and clever way