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Zucker
Synonymous with fucker because Jeff Zucker at NBC is the dumbest motherfucker in television.

That dumb motherzucker tried to bump Conan's Tonight Show to 12:05. What the Zuck?
By Cassie
Zucker
Someone who thinks they have privacy on facebook.

A friend of mine posted a facebook status about his boss, and now he's lost his job. What a zucker.
By Amelie
Zucker
Someone hoodwinked by media hype into losing money on an obviously bad investment.

Goldman Sachs laughed all the way to the bank after raking in millions from the zuckers that bought the Facebook IPO. Wait, they OWN the bank.
By Rhona
Zuckering
“The act of creating deliberately confusing jargon and user-interfaces which trick your users into sharing more info about themselves than they really want to.” (As defined by the EFF). The term “Zuckering” was suggested in an EFF article by Tim Jones on Facebook’s “Evil Interfaces”. It is, of course, named after Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

I thought I was getting a bunch of free music, but really the website was just zuckering me.
By Velma
Zucker
To shoot and land a roofie like object into a girls cup from a distance

Yo Corsi, think I can Zucker that cup from across the kitchen?
By Maure
Zuckered In
That time you thought, “Let me just check Facebook for a sec while I’m at lunch,” and when you looked up, it was dinner time.

I meant to run to the grocery story this afternoon, but I let myself get zuckered in.
By Maridel
Zuckeritis
When you win every hand you don't play in a game of poker. The player folds his hand than explains that he would have won if he stayed in.

"It's unbelievable. I would have had a flush.

I got a case of Zuckeritis."
By Anitra
Zuckered
a) to be outsmarted, financially, by a partner - generally in business - so as to result in a huge gain for one and huge loss for another

b) to get outmanouvered in a business partnership where one gives his time, toil and/or treasure and the other uses it to his advantage, without necessarily rewarding the 'partner'

Eduardo Savarin got zuckered by Mark Zuckerman in The Social Network with the result Eduardo got back his investment in Facebook - US$ 19,000! The rest, as they say, is history!

Watch The Social Network - fabulous movie of the 'technology age'.
By Gabrila
Zucker
A person who uses Facebook too often

Steve, who has hidden browser tabs open to Facebook all of the time during work, is a real Zucker.

Factoid: Zucker, as a noun, can be modified in many ways:
"motherZucker": the mother of all Zuckers;

"Zuckerdoodle": a dog with its own Facebook page;

"Zuckface": a person who uploads umpteen selfies per day and/or changes their Facebook profile photo every day/hour/minute/second.
By Wilie
Zuckered
when a villager will not leave your island because they like it too much

melissa: "Man Jeremiah won't leave me island! He's been trolling me everyday."

ryan: "LOL you got zuckered!"
By Mira