Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.
A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.
In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
I was at the library see,
and this bitch with glasses was looking bored as fuck.
So I took the bitch to the bathroom for some book sex.
Bitch was rock'n the 3 year cheddar yo!
Walter has a smallpeter, it looks like he is hung like a 3 year old.
By Loretta
Star Wars According To A 3 Year Old
A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.
