Define A Beaker Meaning

Beaker
Robert Sykes, in reference to the chinless Muppet known as Beaker.

Hey Beaker, wheres your chin?!"
By Dusty
Beaker
The simple act of a female with a large nose inserting it into another males asshole.

OMG this dirty bitch gave me the best "Beaker" last night!
By Marissa
Beaker
A derogatory name for a KU fan.

KU fan: "Rock chalk jayhawk"

MU fan: What a gay f*in beaker
By Malva
Beaker
Someone who never stops talking about themselves. Like Beaker from The Muppets- "Me me me me me me"

"Did you hear John moaning about how ordinary his life is again today?"

"AGAIN? That guy is such a beaker.
By Korella
A Beaker
When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity

"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"
By Priscella
Beaker
the act of licking 2 sets of testies from different ethnicities within one night. the culprit could be male or female.

Dude, (s)he just beakered the shit outta them!
By Ingrid
Beaker
Highly processed food, ie junk food, with a lot of artificial color and flavor. Beaker referring to the container in which the flavors and colors were created.

I've got the munchies, let's go get some beaker.
By Lurline
Beaker
A beauty mark or beauty spot eg. a dark facial mole.

"She's beautiful"
"Yea but I don't like her beaker"
By Caye
Beaker
The sex move, practiced in some adventurous circles, of a man ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity, often accompanied by a slight thrusting motion. Burning, runny nose may be an effect. Reduces rate of pregnancy, but not STD. Not to be confused with the more typical "facial".

"I wasn't really into that cholo, so I just let him beaker me instead of of blowing him"

"I was just down at the 7-11 and three cholos beaked this bitch in the back of a lowrider."
By Leanna
Beaker
A person who makes sorry attempts at befriending co-workers. Annoying, nerdy, foreign and disgusting to look at. Makes up stories to make themselves seem "normal".

"That girl with the hideous poisonous scab juice tattoo is a real Beaker!"
By Jackqueline