Define Mu Meaning

Mu
"Mu" is the correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?". Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her. According to various Discordians and Douglas Hofstadter the correct answer is usually "mu", a Japanese word alleged to mean "Your question cannot be answered because it depends on incorrect assumptions".

Hackers tend to be sensitive to logical inadequacies in language, and many have adopted this suggestion with enthusiasm. The word "mu" is actually from Chinese, meaning "nothing"; it is used in mainstream Japanese in that sense, but native speakers do not recognise the Discordian question-denying use.


Thanks to Thrakem for the source of this definition.

A monk asked Joshu, "Does a dog have the Buddha nature?"
Joshu retorted, "Mu!"
By Briney
Mu
a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

By Evy
Mu
Mu is a letter in the Greek Alphabet. Equivilent to our "M".

Cows don't say mu.......
By Flossie
Mu

Q: Do you wish to gobble upon my impressive member? Yes or no?

A: Mu.
By Devina
Mu
The second best person on ATW next to bubber

Wow, mu just slammed me royally

Hey Mu's a Girl!
By Ardys
Mu
The Unholiest of all gay games in the world...theonly impressive thing about it is it's amount of gayness wich isnt impressing

wow mu is a realy gay game
By Kassi
Mu
Mu is another way of saying moo. It is a subsitution of saying any word or phrase. There can be an almost complete conversation of just this word.

Bob: So I hear you think Kristina is hot?
// Jim Shakes head as to say no.
Jim: Mu!
// Bob makes a look as to say "Why not?"
Bob: Mu?
// Jim makes a mater-of-factly look.
Jim: Mu!
// Bob makes an understanding look.
Bob: Mu.
By Masha
Mu
girl with a long neck, from emu

your friend says hey that girl is fit, u say : that bitch is a mu
By Ursola
/mu/
The music board on 4chan. Most of the music discussed on /mu/ is avant garde-experimental-noise-indie bullshit that nobody's heard about. /mu/ users (often called /mu/tants) will flame anybody who likes anything else. Although there is a modest community of metalheads on /mu/ they are generally disliked by the obscure taste flaunting majority that inhabits the board. Basically, it is a big contest to see who listens to the most obscure bands. The less people have heard of the music you listen to, the better.

I went to /mu/ the other day. Never before have I seen so many pretentious tight-wads in a single board.
By Prudy
Mus
someone that never fails to put a smile on your face

he makes me laugh, he's my mus
By Charo