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Emu
a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.

american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
By Guendolen
Emu
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.

Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)
By Sheri
Emu
One of the best nicknames you can call an emo kid.

You: "god, what's your problem emu kid?"
Emo: "It's called emo! Nobody understands! *cry*"
By Kyrstin
Emu
what my mom says when she means to say "emo"

Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
By Cthrine
Emu
A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia.

I went to the zoo and saw an emu.
By Dianne
Emu
a male teenager who pretends to live the "Emo" lifestyle for the sole reason of meeting Emo girls.

Tim donned his Emu persona by wearing black and pretending to be sensitive, just to get the cute emo girl to go out with him.
By Ashly
Emu
the most powerful creature in existence.

emus are going to take over the world.
By Carie
Emu
n. A large, flightless bird related to the ostrich.

Hey Kagon! It's an emu!
By Bessie
Emu
A slang for "emo". Meaning: A rather "large" emo kid that sat on the "O" and broke it...then procided to cry about it.

Emu kid: Oh god, my life is horrible and I'm so fat. I think I'll listen to Hawthorn Heights and cut myself in a corner. I should just stop eating and starve myself. *stuffs doughnut in mouth while crying*
By Joycelin
Emu
A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia. They can be very aggressive if you get close. They are similar to an ostrich in a few ways and different to an ostrich in a few ways.

Emu is not a word for emo.

Me: Hey! I just saw an emu at the zoo.
Friend: Since when do emo kids go to the zoo and since when where they called 'emu'
Me: No, idiot, 'emu' is a flightless bird that is a relative to an ostrich. Learn things already!
By Norine