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Define Emus Meaning

Emus
eye miss you sweetheart

*please note: not to be confused with the largest bird native to Australia. their cute but have zero relation to the term above. :)

guy 1: heyyyy... haven't seen you since the genie went back into its bottle!
girl 2: oh gosh... i know right... !! *sad face* EMUS
guy 1: what? EMUS? no thanks i prefer ostriches
girl 1: Ostriches? huh? no no... i mean eye miss you sweetheart
guy 2: ohhhh... never mind the ostriches!!!!... i hugs you:)
By Linet
Emu
a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.

american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
By Reeva
Emu
Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
EMUS ROCK

I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity
By Farrand
Emu
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.

Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"

Random: "Thats awesome"

Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"

(awkward silence)
By Shane
EMU
a badass ostrich

That emu ruffles my feathers.
By Selena
Emu
One of the best nicknames you can call an emo kid.

You: "god, what's your problem emu kid?"
Emo: "It's called emo! Nobody understands! *cry*"
By Esta
EMU
A kick ass college in Ypsilanti Michigan. EMU stands for Eastern Michigan University

Everyone says EMU is a bird or a emo spelled wrong but in reality it is a great school with a lot of great programs.

the one down side is that the campus is built on the side of a hill so you feel even if you walk uphill to get to a building, when you leave the way you came in you are STILL going uphill.

Also, EMU is the home of ECA or early college alliance, a program that lets kids as young as 14 start their college career early. the program can get you up to 60 free credits of college that "double dip" and count as highschool and college credits, thats 2 free years of college kids. I'm in ECA and am one of the more mature kids there because I act my age and not like a gimp-ass highschooler that wont ever shut the fuck up, and I'm almost 17 years old.

overall EMU is a great school for anything and UofM and ace deuce (ann arbor) is right down the road from EMU so you can go there and party down instead of getting the HIV in ypsi.

1: yo broham lets go to EMU
2: go to a bird??
1: no dumbass Eastern Michign university. the school?
2: Ohhhh alright dude lets gooooo
By Kaye
Emu
what my mom says when she means to say "emo"

Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
By Larisa
Emu
A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia.

I went to the zoo and saw an emu.
By Maurita
Emu
a male teenager who pretends to live the "Emo" lifestyle for the sole reason of meeting Emo girls.

Tim donned his Emu persona by wearing black and pretending to be sensitive, just to get the cute emo girl to go out with him.
By Lorilee