Define A Johnson Meaning

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs

When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.

To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

The act of losing dis dick or your testicles

The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff

penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

a man with a well endowed sexual organ

The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.