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Johnsoned
When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.

Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
By Hedvig
Johnson & Johnson
A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
By Madelina
Johnson And Johnson
1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs

johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
By Hildagarde
Johnson And Johnson
When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.

My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
By Patti
Johnsoned
To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.

heads or tails? you have been johnsoned
By Annabal
Johnsoned
When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
By Agnella
Johnsoned
The act of losing dis dick or your testicles

Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
By Claudette
Johnson&Johnson
The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff

We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night.
By Doe
Johnson
penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
By Rosette
Johnson
a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
By Melitta