Define A Parker Meaning

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

To get fucked over by a buddy / To only think of yourself and not others.

To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!

That kid you thought was the plainest, most boring, most normal kid you'd ever seen until you started talking to him. When talked to, a Parker will magically transform into a wizard of strangeness that you slowly realize is a lot like you. Parkers have an innability to be assholes, and they are usually your introduction to the actual cool world. He's not one of those losers who say they're cool. He actually IS cool. And he lacks no self esteem, but he doesnt flaunt his coolness like the other guys do.Usually he keeps his real feelings a secret, but he's easy to figure out. A parker is, in a package, a crazily cool good friend.

Parkers are usualy amazing. They are aggressive, they are great in bed. They are amazing boyfriends. Parkers have a great sense of humor, they make you laugh and they have funny yet very cute facial expressions. Parkers will make you smile no matter what mood you are in they will make you one happy camper and they help you with any issues you have. Parkers are amazing people and are aggressive, if you know what i mean.

A guy who loves life, and is sweet. He deserves to be treated with respect, and it a total cutie. He'll always be by your side, and is very thoughtful. If a Parker likes you, dont ruin your chance with him, cause he is sure something. :)

Parkers are sweet, funny, gentle, yet manly, and very polite. These boys are the type of boys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying or angry. They are very funny, always reciting the hilarious movie/show lines or just a story or joke. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. There amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes mesmerize you into a soothing, happy feeling. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her even in front of their/his/her friends. Parkers will always treat you important and nicely. They even laugh at jokes that arent funny just for the person to feel better. They are also very witty and smart.
Parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. They are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy playing "Call of Duty" and soccer, with some football on the side. These men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
They care about the way they look always dressing sexy and delicious in sweaters jeans Active wear and of course, ADIDADS!
Parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. They know how to say no and stick to it. Once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. They also take in past experiences and learn from them.
Parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.

Parker's are awesome people who are fun to be around. They usually play an instrument or sports, most of the time both. They will always be there for you. If they're single, get them while you can. You'll live a happy life with Parker by your side.

1)A.k.a satan incarnate
2)a badass that knows more ways to kill you then any karate master.
3)a medievil weapons master that would make Luke skywalker look like a little baby with light stick.