Define A Quagmire Meaning

A Quagmire
when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.

"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.
By Arleen
Quagmire
Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.

By Toinette
Quagmire
1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.

3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)

"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."

Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!

Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
By Tomasine
Quagmire
Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!
By Teddie
Quagmiring
The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.

The other day i walked in on my roomate quagmiring a pic of alice on facebook, was awkward as hell.
By Prudence
Quagmiring
Is when you fap to someones picture that you like.

She caught me quagmiring to a picture of her, and broke up with me
By Elfrieda
The Quagmire
The Quagmire is when you are having intercourse, and as you bang her, you move your head back and forth like Quagmire from Family Guy while saying "Giggity Giggity Giggity!"

*doing "The Quagmire"

guy: Giggity Giggity Giggity!
By Tatum
Quagmire
Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.

We're in quite a quagmire, now.
By Martha
Quagmire
That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.
By Tedra
Quagmire
A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form

Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)
By Elberta