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Agon
1. A guy (or girl) who sleeps with random women and their mothers (simultaneously). An agon often gets called back to the womans house several times, owing to his/her ability to sustain an erection long enough to staisfy both women

2. What you call a man that loves pot and turd and smoking deer antlers

3. A coat rack

1. Sam: "Kevin's such an agon. Last week he got with his ex and her mum.. at the same time!"
Jase: "I wish I was a agon!"
Sam: "Me too."

2. I love smoking pot and deer antlers while on the can

3. Just chuck your coats onto my agon biatches
By Elli
AGONIZE
Agonize -Thinking obsessively about a one thing or more than one things

She agonized what it would be like to see him again
By Tandi
Agon
a word that is often use as an excuse for a situation, esp. a difficult one.

Agon 'bout that, didn't know you were waitin'.
By Marie-Jeanne
Agonous
adj: Having the characteristic of imposing agony (as in pain or discomfort) upon someone or something

Although she thought it was pleasurable, I thought it was agonous when Steph bit my masculine nipples.
By Agace
Agon
to cause or be in extreme pain or agony; to hurt

My shoulder agons every time I try to write.

Molly agoned to much after Dave left her last week.
By Margeaux
Agonal Breathing
Agonal Breathing is preformed by the brain as a last reflex to try and keep the person performing the agonal breathing alive, the brain will do this to signal that there is a severe lack of blood flow to the brain or a bleeding blood vessel in the brain, which if not given immediate medical attention, the person will die. This breathing can take place for a few minutes to hours, while the time between said breathes vary. Agonal Breathing is also referred to as “Agonal Gasps” or “Agonal Respiration”.

Reece - “Oh my god! What is he doing?”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”
By Amalea
Dr. Agon
The alter ego of jancik the halfwit. When super excited this alter ego will make an entrance .

Smart people: jancik you are non rec’d for promotion

Dr. Agon: YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE DRAGON
By Chantal
Agonized Fat Bitch
a very corpulent, whiny, angsty girl. She loves pizza and tends to weep when she doesn't get her way, or is underfed. She can often be spotted alone, or with people who pity her and wish to feed her for the sheer sport of it. She can often be deciphered by her grotesque rolls of fat, and and unusual amount of chins.

Someone forgot to feed the agonized fat bitch. Look, she's crying so much her chins are gathering the tears.
By Nikolia
Agon
Agon is an very nice guy . And he loves e very beutiful girl names lirona and he is for many Girls the heroe. Agon i very sexy

" i wish i was an agon!"
By Raf
Agon
Agon is e realy sexy and he loves a girl names lirona . Agon is the heroe for many girls

"I wish i was an agon!"
By Tedda