Define Airlock Meaning

1. V. To put someone in an airlock, as on a spacecraft, and open the exterior door, releasing them into space. Preferred method of execution of Laura Roslin, President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol.

2. V. Figuratively, to remove someone's capability to respond, as on an Internet forum or game.

Up the Arse, Up the cunt and in the mouth at the same time. Three guys on one bitch.

Sexual penetration with man in frontal penetration of woman and another man in rear penetration of same woman.

The act of inserting multiple penises into all female orifices.

A chamber that links the oxygenated atmosphere of your spaceship with the deathly cold of outer space. Also used to execute people in some cases by opening the inside door, stuffing them inside, closing the inside door, and then opening the outside door. By doing this, the unlucky fellow within the airlock is cast out into outer space to die of suffocation and hypothermia. It is important that the above process is done in the correct order: otherwise, you might accidentally get yourself sucked out of the spaceship along with your victim.

To be extremely drunk and find it very hard to remember most of the night the following day.Often results in stubbling or falling on ones head

Docking with two or more individuals.

When two people press their butts together so that their anuses form an air-tight seal, allowing for the transfer of poop and/or furry rodents.

To use ones scrotum and stretch it over the face of a male or female and cut off the air supply to the nose and mouth.

An unfortunate phenomenon encountered by men at a public urinal in which it is not possible to pee until the 'airlock' is released by letting out a fart.

This effect and it's negative consequences are often compounded by being in an office environment where letting a big one rip simply isn't an option.