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Define Almond Milk Meaning

Almond Milk
almond milk is better for you then milk, accept it, it takes a little while to get used to, BUT AT LEAST IT DOESNT GIVE YOU DIABETES. to all of my friends...
milk, is stupid, look it up online, i dont feel like explaining everything to you

almond milk is better for you then milk.
By Libbie
Almond Milk
The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.

Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
By Dora
Almond Milk
A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.

Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...
By Cristionna
Almond Milk
The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.
By Eddie
Almond Milk Girl
the one quiet girl who's only topic is being a vegan. wears glasses and probly has some sort of pearl necklace. at lunch she gets water and whines about the milk. has almond milk stored in her fridge and bitches at people to eat healthier. probly does her homework.

Guy 1: That fucking almond milk girl is complaining at Lunch again.
Guy 2: I just want to shove skim milk down her throat.
By Anderea
National Almond Milk Day
This national day lies on the 26th of June

National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .
By Audrye
Almond Milk
it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*
By Susanetta
AlMond Milk
A word use to say '' you drink Men's Semen''.

He is gay causes he Drinks'' AlMond Milk''
By Donia
Almond Milk
sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.

For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)
By Selena