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Define Angry Pirate Meaning

Angry Pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)
By Madelyn
Angry Pirate
When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.

Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~
By Gavra
Angry Pirate
Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the shin making them hold there eye and hop around on one foot saying "Arrrh!" Just like an angry pirate LoL

Shut up bitch, or I'll give you the angry pirate.
By Holli
Angry Pirate
The act of kicking a girl in the shin and then when she turns around to see what happened you squirt in her eye so she is limping and can't see in one eye.

Damn dude, last night i pulled an angry pirate on jill and she got PISSED!!!
By Sallie
Angry Pirate
To ejaculate in one's eye and simultaneously stomp on their foot. The subject will hop on one leg covering their eye saying "Arrgh"

I picked up a hussy last night and gave her the ole angry pirate.
By Evvy
Angry Pirate
when a girl/guy is suckin u off and b4 u busts in their mouth u pull it out and get them in the eye, then u kick out their knee or shin so they hop and get pissd. they may also make angry noises

Travis Kaiser was suckin off his boyfriend Chris and Chirs pull out his Penis and shot Travis in the eye and then kickd him in the shin. Travis then started to hop on 1 leg and make grunting noises...huns the angry pirate
By Ricky
Angry Pirate
when you are getting a blowjob and pull your dick out of her mouth before you cum and jab her in the eye with your erect cock. while she is in pain you jizz on her face, futher pissing her off to where she grunts like a pirate.

did you see your moms black eye? yea, i gave her an angry pirate last night.
By Genevra
Angry Pirate
Or also known as the Dirty Pirate. Give a give web eye then kick her in the shin and run away, turn around and she looks at you like an angry priate chasing you with one eye and and a stump leg.

I shot her a web eye and she came after like and angry pirate!
By Latisha
Angry Pirate
While this is a fun sport, I advise you all not to perform the angry prirate on female law students; it will not work out all that well for you in the end.

I gave this girl in my class an angry pirate and now she is suing me for an intentional tort.
By Milka
Angry Pirate
The act of getting a blow job from a girl, or guy...shooting the load in their face, kicking them in the shin, and then telling them you slept with their brother/sister...so to make them say "arrggg!"

I came in her face, kicked her hard in the shin, and ran away shouting I slept with her sister, and she came out holding her eye, limping, and saying "Arrrrggg!"
By Felicia