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Apple Sauce
A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
By Danella
Apple Sauce
Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.

Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!
By Cherri
Apple Sauce
a secret word made by pewdiepie for when you meet him outside. which is very unlikely, since he has no legs.

all you need to say is APPLE SAUCE and he knows that you are a true fan and he will take a selfie with you.

Fan spotting Felix on the streets: APPLE SAUCE!

Felix: APPLE SAUCE! Ok yes, we can take a selfie.
By Daphne
Apple Sauce
baby food for non-babies
especially for girls named "katherine"

"katherine, i am hungry, gimme some food"
"here is some apple sauce. i have a lot more stocked in my closet"
By Regine
Apple Sauce
a girl has to shit into a bowl and the guy has to jizz in it and mix it with the guys penis and the girl has to eat it with a spoon

she told me to to make her apple sauce and she puked up shit
By Rea
Apple Sauced
Ridiculing a person about his or her iPod, iPhone, iPad or other Apple product.

Person 1 (to Person 3): Oh awesome, is that the new iPhone 4? I've heard if you get a case, you can upgrade it to actually make phone calls.

Person 2: Ohhhhh SNAP! Someone just got apple sauced!
By Sapphire
Apple Sauce
The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.

"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."
By Florette
Apple Sauce
Slang term for smoking marijuana.

Man I could really go for some apple sauce about now.
By Ortensia
Apple Sauce
The act of opening a container of apple sauce and pouring a line of it starting just below the belly button of a female, and going down until you reach just above the Vaginal Area and then licking the apple sauce off of the female slowly in the same sequence in which the apple sauce was applied. This is usually followed by performing oral sex on the female.

Person 1: Dude, Kate came over to my house last night when my parents weren't home.

Person 2: Did you get some from her?

Person 1: Hell Yeah we made out then i totally apple sauced her.

Person 2: How was it?

Person 1: It was great I used Strawberry. Delicious
By Latashia
APPLE SAUCE
its when something is so so good. like a cold drink on a hot day. etc .....

"thats apple sauce bitch". or just "apple sauce"
By Latia