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Define Apple Sauced Meaning

Apple Sauce
A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
By Sandy
Apple Sauce
Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.

Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!
By Petronia
Apple Sauced
Ridiculing a person about his or her iPod, iPhone, iPad or other Apple product.

Person 1 (to Person 3): Oh awesome, is that the new iPhone 4? I've heard if you get a case, you can upgrade it to actually make phone calls.

Person 2: Ohhhhh SNAP! Someone just got apple sauced!
By Atlanta
Apple Sauce
The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.

"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."
By Casandra
Apple Sauce
Slang term for smoking marijuana.

Man I could really go for some apple sauce about now.
By Othilie
Apple Sauce
The act of opening a container of apple sauce and pouring a line of it starting just below the belly button of a female, and going down until you reach just above the Vaginal Area and then licking the apple sauce off of the female slowly in the same sequence in which the apple sauce was applied. This is usually followed by performing oral sex on the female.

Person 1: Dude, Kate came over to my house last night when my parents weren't home.

Person 2: Did you get some from her?

Person 1: Hell Yeah we made out then i totally apple sauced her.

Person 2: How was it?

Person 1: It was great I used Strawberry. Delicious
By Clarinda
Apple Sauce
a secret word made by pewdiepie for when you meet him outside. which is very unlikely, since he has no legs.

all you need to say is APPLE SAUCE and he knows that you are a true fan and he will take a selfie with you.

Fan spotting Felix on the streets: APPLE SAUCE!

Felix: APPLE SAUCE! Ok yes, we can take a selfie.
By Lorrayne
APPLE SAUCE
its when something is so so good. like a cold drink on a hot day. etc .....

"thats apple sauce bitch". or just "apple sauce"
By Donny
Apple Sauce
baby food for non-babies
especially for girls named "katherine"

"katherine, i am hungry, gimme some food"
"here is some apple sauce. i have a lot more stocked in my closet"
By Valaria
Apple Sauce
1)A very light and delicate dessert that goes with every meal.
2)Once combined with Butterz nothing matters and everything is soo good.
3)Butterz and Applesauce are just meant for each other.

1)"You know what would be good right now?.. mmm some Applesauce"
2)"Mmm..Applesauce"
By Vi