*guy walks into store*
*asks what on sale every April 2nd*
*buts a dildo and meets the clerk around back for testing*
By Neille
April 2
daniel seavey dayyyyy. u r lucky to b born on the same day as the legend daniel seavey so imma call this daniel seavey day. its also national giraffe day becos daniel is a giraffe
Kid: Omg it’s April 2?
Me: Yeah and it’s my girlfriendsbirthday!
Kid: Wow, she must be cute, smart, and talented!
By Ardith
April 2
April 2nd is National Druggie Day if you were born on this day you are either a crackhead or a heroin addict but you are pretty crazy, wild, and genuinely fun to be around. Hope that boosted your confidence :)