If you don'tstop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!
By Miran
Tear You A New One
literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy
Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
By Chandal
Tear You A New Asshole
Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form
Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.
Ex. John showed up to work latetwo days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.