Define Arsecandle Meaning

Arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

By Reggie

Arsecandle

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

By Clarita

Arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

By Marylynne

Arsecandles

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

By Alma